Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner's comment regarding the proposed financial reform bill now before Congress:

"This is killing an ant with a nuclear weapon,"

President Barack Hussein Obama's rebuttal:

Well, if the Republican leader is that out of touch with the struggles facing the American people, he should come here to Racine and ask people if they think the financial crisis was an ant . . . These Americans don't believe the financial crisis was an ant. They know that it's what led to the worst recession since the Great Depression. And they expect their leaders in Washington to do whatever it takes to make sure a crisis like this never happens again."

How do simple metaphor and simile so easily escape a Harvard-educated community organizer? Or, perhaps, their was no way to polish the turd, so Hussein instead went with misdirection.


Again, I stand in absolute astonishment that:
1. Half the nation voted for this ass clown.
2. Almost half still think what he is doing is good.


We are so unbelievably screwed.

1. McCrystal is right, Biden is an idiot. And, for the not military peoples: the Vice President is not a part of the military chain of command.

McCrystal's failure is one of strategy, his rules of engagement virtually guarantee a failure in theater. "Human warfare" is a pipedream of the left - and it has yet to claim a victory.

"Let them hate, so long as they fear."


2. The amusing part of Obama's $20billion fund, fleeced from BP, is two-fold. First, the Constitution gives the President no authority to take money from a corporation and dispense it however he wishes. There is, in the Constitution, "due process of law" and BP didn't get that. Next, the government oversees the dispensing of the funds - and if the spill has taught us nothing else, it should have taught us this: government oversight accomplishes nothing good.



3. That this President claims, "unprecedented" border security resources is laughable. Strangely - for such a huge national issue - this administration has dramatically increased spending in every area of federal government purview EXCEPT border security. We toppled the Taliban in weeks, and we can't secure our border. Well, we can, but we won't.

"Let them hate, so long as they fear."


4.

The Beatles legend said: "Sadly we need disasters like this to show people. Some people don't believe in climate warming - like those who don't believe there was a Holocaust.
"But the facts indicate that there's something going on and we've got to be aware of it if we want our kids to inherit a decent world, not a complete nightmare of a planet - clean, renewable energy is for starters."

Statements such as these are my by morons, for morons, act accordingly. Holocaust deniers are roughly on par with flat earth advocates and gravitation deniers; global warming skeptics are those that have, thus far, refused to call a political cause a scientific certainty.

President Barack Obama likened the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico to the September 11 attacks in an interview published on the eve of his fourth visit Monday to the stricken region.
"In the same way that our view of our vulnerabilities and our foreign policy was shaped profoundly by 9/11, I think this disaster is going to shape how we think about the environment and energy for many years to come," he told Politico.com.
Obama said he would be making a fresh bid to get Congress to pass a major energy and climate bill.

Um, how?

O, shit, I'm sorry, we are comparing apples to Volkswagens, I missed that in the beginning.


Nineteen camel-humping, pedophile-worshipping mongrels murder innocent civilians for religious advancement equals bad equipment and poor oversight cause worst oil spill "accident" in human history?

I find that morons oversimplify things to fit them into their small minds.

I have no doubt catastrophic mistakes were made on the now-sunk oil rig, but there exists a colossal difference between how we protect against religious murderers and how we protect against mechanical accidents and lapses in corporate leadership.

This will shape energy and environmental policy the way 911 shaped terrorism policy?


Apples-to-Volkswagens.

Obama is a moron.

The Federal Trade Commission has set out on the somewhat quixotic journey of trying to identify ways to save journalism as we know it from possible extinction.
Through a series of public forums, the last of which will take place in Washington on Tuesday, the commission has been gathering and analyzing an array of suggestions to help make the business of gathering and reporting news profitable again. A broad range of ideas — loosening antitrust statutes to allow news organizations to start charging for online content all at once; imposing a tax on iPads and other electronic devices to subsidize the cost of reporting; creating a public fund akin to AmeriCorps to pay young journalists — have been suggested.
- recent New York Times article

Economics 101 (though I'll bet my good friend West Point chimes in to correct my amateurish oversights): make something someone wants, sell it to them for the most they are willing to pay.

Funny how the New York Times complains of diminishing profits - while, simultaneously, studies show that fewer and fewer people A. appreciate the ideological bend of the New York Times, B. trust their stories as factually accurate.

While on a plane yesterday, I read the newest Newsweek and can sum it up in four words: Liberals good, conservatives bad. In that, of course, "conservatives" are rich people like the CEO of BP, and "liberals" are Elena Kagan and Barack Hussein Obama and anyone (everyone) willing to abandon reason in pursuit of an ideological - and theoretical - "better world."

With Obama's presidency, the curtain has been pulled back: the media of the 21st century spins toward the stupid. What reasonable person would believe the much-reported story that the Bush administration is at fault for the BP spill and its "clean-up"? What rational person could listen to Gibbs state, in a press briefing, "The White House is in charge of the cleanup, but BP is responsible for the cleanup"?

And what is happening in Iraq? What of the promised 8.5% unemployment? What news of the deficit? How can a news agency report so positively on a President as bumbling and stupid as this one? it has been said, Obama is one of 2 things: A genius determined to absolutely wreck this country in 4 years, or an utter moron of biblical proportions.

Economics 102: if your products sucks ass, ask the government to force consumers to pay via subsidies, labor contracts, and "bail outs"; because even if the people do not want your product, the government can still force them to pay for it.

Chihuahua state Gov. Jose Reyes Baeza blamed the two killings on racism fueled by Arizona's law.
"We believe that this killing, the second in recent days in the border between the two countries, is due to xenophobia and racism, derived from the approval of Arizona's anti-immigration law," Reyes said.

No, dumbass, racism didn't kill the 2 Mexicans, a bullet and a taser did. Both were breaking the law. And neither died in Arizona. Talk about making shit up to suit your purposes.

All those Mexicans, safely at home in their country, where they belong, Border Patrol didn't kill any of those Mexicans.

Why is the message not crystal clear: Mexicans, stay in Mexico, or Border Patrol might kill you!

Immigration problem: solved!