Ben is giving me grief about dropping my wep. Yea, it was a mistake - one I shall not repeat, I hope; but let us not forget, Ben was in complete control of the gun when he shot himself in the leg, he was in control of the jack that avulsed his thumb, and he was the instructor on the ropes when he fell 80 feet. The moral of this story: you, the public, are much safer with me, even when out of control, than you are with Ben in control.

Down with whitey.

And I thought I’d post this.



Sometimes, when I carry my M4 in public, people get concerned. Then they read my tee-shirt and they realize that guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people, and everything seems to be fine thereafter.

For those of you who have no sense of humor, the Chuck Norris tee-shirt is funny; and for those in California, the gun is one you cannot, by law, own - and is probably similar to the one that a criminal will eventually point at you when they break in your house for free stuff because their welfare check is late and they gotta make a payment on the Escalade.

For those wondering what all the fuss is about, I give you the now-infamous "12 blasphemous pictures of the terrorist Mohammed."

If my crime against Islam is dissention, I am assuredly guilty. If they feel the need to declare war on me for not following their rules, OK. But let us be specific: if Islam declares war on me, any actions on my part, of a violent or aggressive nature, are in the name of self-preservation. I can use that force necessary to eliminate the threat.

No need to declare another Crusade, they've already declared war on us. It is, now, not even pretaliation - a doctrine to which I strongly adhere - but is retaliation. They want to destroy us. We must, therefore, destroy them first. Or, if you’re a liberal, go ask them for an interview, get captured, and plead with a mostly conservative military (who, as you now do but recently did not, believes use of force is sometimes necessary) to rescue your sorry ass, no matter the cost.

Screw Islam. And screw France.

"I am here. I am fine. Please just do whatever they want, give them whatever they want as quickly as possible,"
- Jill Carroll, reporter captured in Iraq

Give them whatever they want?

There was a time in this great nation when some things were more important that one's own life, freedom comes to mind.

I'll admit. The prospect of being a relatively clean American girl in the possession of Muslims wouldn't be fun. Furthermore, the prospect of dying publicly makes things even worse; however, let us not forget, she is there by choice. She wanted to tell a story, she wanted to uncover a truth, and now she has become the story. She makes perfectly clear “the” truth. "Those poor Muslims, they are honorable, they are down-trodden, they are inherently good at heart, o shit, and they have a knife to my throat!"

Granted, a Muslim in a bind is a former Muslim, but we expect such treachery from them. I can't decide what's more pathetic: that she was there to interview Sunni leaders so they could explain why all America is the devil, that she thought she, an American, would be safe due to her politics or beliefs or goals, or that she is now on television "selling the farm" if only someone would be nice to her.

It is sad, it is terrible, and it is unfortunate; but part of going into Iraq is accepting that the bullets, the IEDs, and the hate are very real.

And Muslims are still mad that we, the infidels, are free of their rule. The rioting continues and Hezbollah says they will continue to instigate till Europe passes laws that make illegal the act of "desecrating" or "depicting" Mohammed. I bet France is the first to comply.

So the Muslim world is still pissed about the freedoms of others, namely, we - the infidels - aren't being repressed with their religious beliefs.

The issue: these are poor Muslims, barely able to afford AK's and explosives, not able to afford food or shelter; who does their printing? I keep seeing signs like these,



Who pays for these? Signs like these are expensive; could the funds not be put to better use killing innocent women and children? These fools can't read or speak English, who decides what slogan will be used? You see, terrorists know our media as well as we: they will fixate on negative propaganda and present it to the world as gospel truth.

And where are all these poor terrorists getting the Danish flags to burn? Burning flags is an expensive means of protest, less so than waging a war with the West (a war Allah allows you to lose in a humiliating manner) and more so than killing defenseless children and beating women.


And today I completed my 2 days of training, I am now knowledgeable of the right way to do things and keenly aware of my miserably worthless past efforts. In that regard, the consultant did a fine job.

And, as Tiffany pointed out, France surrendered again.

And I got my tard-in-law something cool for his birthday, he damn sure better reciprocate!


And, I almost forgot, I was sitting in a small group today being trained. I got up, and my gun fell out of my pocket (baggy pants with large-mouth pockets.) A guy in my group (from Oregon) saw it and said, "Was that a gun?" I said, "Yea, but it was a small one and it is legal." Fortunately, he was not a typical peace-nick Oregon hippie - or I would'a had to put him down. The moral of the story: carry a big gun that is too big for a pocket holster.

Though beating a dead horse isn't much fun for anyone - especially the horse - Muslims keep doing stupid things. Now they are "enraged" by a comic strip? Muslims around the world are destroying and murdering - because someone drew something that bothered them? If I threatened to or killed everyone that did something that bothered me, there'd be no one left to read this page at this very moment. John, in other parts of the world-wide-garbage-can, noted that recent history has hosted many events which SHOULD have enraged Muslims and didn't. Any reasonable person... and there's the rub, Muslims are neither intelligent, moral, nor reasonable.

While putting gas in my car yesterday, I saw a guy and girl sitting on the trunk of their car, making out while filling up. That was unnecessary. I should'a taken a picture, but the chick wasn't hot, so it was more sad than entertaining. Now, if she had been hot and the effort was more a, "Hey world, I'm kissing a hot girl and you all wish you could", I could resepct that, to a degree - but public displays of affection towards non-hot girls, just sad. I'm down with it, I know ugly girls need loving too, but such matters should be attended to in private, not in public. And if you find yourself overcome with passion while gassing up the auto, at least crawl in the backseat and do the job right.

Was it just me or did it seem last night that the refs were trying just as hard as the Stealers to make sure Pittsburg won?

Tomorrow I'm back in corporate meetings. Nothing brings the fools out like a new consultant selling his widgets. I really should be consulting. Could there be a better job for me: tell you why your company sucks and how you are terrible at your job. If ever a career had chosen a man, this is it.

For now, that is all. I must work so tomorrow I can be told why everything I did today was wrong.