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It might be!]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100903-095104 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:51:04 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=09&entry=entry100903-095104 The art of hostage negotiations http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100901-142113
Case in point: someone is now negotiating with an idiot who stormed the Discovery Channel headquarters, an apparent convert to Al Gore's religion of environmentalism.

The negotiations are ongoing (at this moment.)


In China, they deal like this:















End of negotiations.




Snopes says it is so! ]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100901-142113 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:21:13 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=09&entry=entry100901-142113 5 years later, still haven't learned the lesson http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100829-101848 Five years ago today, hurricane Katrina rolled ashore, bringing with it God's vengeance upon trailer parks and housing projects (little known fact: God did not allow Katrina to touch any houses with values greater than $80,000 or any homes occupied by white people - or so the history books and community organizers will say.)

To mark the occasion, Spike Lee recently produced a documentary for HBO titled, "If God is Willing and Da Creek Don't Rise." I watched part, for posterity, and was baffled.

When people describe the victims of Katrina, they always (emotionally) champion the indigent, those without the means to leave; yet when the pictures start rolling, I see thousands of healthy 20-somethings with the capacity - if nothing more - to walk away from New Orleans. Instead, they holed up in Wal Marts and sporting arenas and took advantage of 5-finger discounts and waited for someone to save them from themselves.

In Spike Lee's interesting - if not humorous - documentary, one local community organizer (now I know what they do!) lamented the damage Katrina did to one local housing project, and referred to the eventual demolition of those projects as "ethnic cleansing." When I think "ethnic cleansing", I think of Serbs and Bosnians and wholesale slaughter. What I do not consider ethnic cleaning: destroying a condemned housing project. I guess Newton was right, frame of reference matters.

I recall, with great clarity, those retards bussed to Houston, getting off the buses, comparing the buses to the slave ships that enslaved free men. I recall the idiots disembarking, refusing bottles of water, saying they wanted cokes. I remember crime spiking in the Astrodome area as thousands of New Orleans criminals went out in search of new opportunities to rob and pillage and destroy.

Lest anyone miss the point, I didn't see Biloxi Mississippi (all but wiped off the map) complaining of not enough aid and not enough outside intervention; instead, they were busy rebuilding. Black and whites were equally devastated in Mississippi and set about restoring their lives. Five years after, New Orleans is still bitching about how they got screwed, still whines about how Bush did them wrong.

Throughout Spike Lee's documentary, politicians and citizens alike complained that the federal government hadn't done enough to save them, hadn't done enough to rebuild their lives. Strangely, none produced a copy of the Constitution and pointed to the section the federal government was neglecting. How can New Orleans, creators of their own destiny, hold someone else responsible for their stupidity, their laziness, their corruption, their mismanagement, and their eventual salvation (to be defined by the people, presumably.)



Two years after Katrina, a Houston television station ran a special on post-Katrina lives. They interviewed 2 individuals: one was back in New Orleans, working to recover what was destroyed, one was living in a hotel in south Houston (on FEMA's dime) and waiting. He said he wasn't working, he was waiting for FEMA to decide where to finally locate him (he had been in the same hotel for 2 years), and once FEMA put him somewhere permanent, he'd look for a job. He lost everything when his apartment flooded - and was then demolished.

The lesson to be learned (that Spike Lee and the community organizer somehow missed) is this: when standing in a roadway - where one should not be standing - don't be surprised when a semi comes barreling down the road, straight at you. And, when it does, don't wait for someone to help you move you out of the way. And when someone doesn't move you out of the way and you get run over, don't blame the people smart enough to not be standing in the roadway.

Freedom and responsibility go hand-in-hand, funny how you never hear New Orleans complain about freedom. They don't want freedom (nor the responsibility that comes with it), they just want more free shit.



Katrina was a racist.
And I hate New Orleans.
]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100829-101848 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:18:48 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=08&entry=entry100829-101848 Ghetto Leprechaun http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100825-095330
YouTube Ghetto Leprechaun


Then buy this:

Ghetto Leprechaun shirt (Respect!) ]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100825-095330 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:53:30 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=08&entry=entry100825-095330 Musings from the local gym http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100822-172821
2. Gym chicks are hot, they have some degree of personal accountability and a demonstrable commitment to - something. And they tend to be in better shape than the non-gym types.

3. I begin my workouts with a few miles on the tread mill, I tend to decide on distance based on one of 2 criteria: find the fattest person in the place and continue till they quit, or go 5 miles: I end when the greater of the 2 occurs.

4. To the idiot teens that jump on a tread mill, run full-tilt for 2-3 minutes, then stop and walk around like they rule: congratulations, you are the future of this country, we are so screwed.

5. To the fat guys that try to dress as though the fat is muscle: good luck with that, and the toupee.

6. Lest anyone think I am advocating skinniness, women should have curves. (Even white boys got to shout...")

7. I've found that a fat ass on the tread mill in front of me is almost as motivating as a nice ass: one reminds me of a possible future, the other just provides a nice view.

8. "Bodily exercise profiteth little," but it does profitt-eth. Where the heart and lungs go, other muscles follow.

9. It takes a very specific body type to look OK in jog bra and spandex shorts: it is great when it works, it is unspeakable when it doesn't. More often than not, it is unspeakable.

10. Most people are lazy.
]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100822-172821 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:28:21 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=08&entry=entry100822-172821 Hate is a strong word... http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100814-100450
“Ground Zero is, indeed, hallowed ground,” Obama said at a White House dinner celebrating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan. “But let me be clear: as a citizen and as president, I believe that Muslims have the same right to practice their religion as anyone else in this country. That includes the right to build a place of worship and a community center on private property in lower Manhattan, in accordance with local laws and ordinances.”


...but I really, really, really don't like Hussein Obama.


It'd be nice if he showed such commitment to religious freedom to Christianity, which he seems far too busy to observe, much less celebrate. "...[C]elebrating the Muslim holiday of Ramadan."? I forget where he was when most Christians were celebrating Easter this year. O, yea, he was golfing.

I'm all for protecting freedoms of every American, but "every" is the important part of that statement.


]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100814-100450 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Sat, 14 Aug 2010 17:04:50 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=08&entry=entry100814-100450 To the stupid voter http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100810-091904
"Democrats moving us forward, while Republicans take us back," the card says.

Obama has been reading from the same playbook, comparing Republicans to bad drivers who want to retrieve keys to a car they had driven into a ditch.

"When you get in your car, when you go forward, what do you do? You put it in 'D,' " Obama said last week at a Democratic National Committee event in Atlanta. "When you want to go back, what do you? You put it in 'R.' "


What is behind us, you ask; 1.5 years of idiotic, nation-killing policies. As a general rule, when standing on the edge of the abyss, "forward" ain't the best of options.

True, Republicans strayed from their base and their message, got drunk on the power and the money, and essentially became Democrats. They paid dearly for that mistake. We all paid dearly.

All this is probably my fault. If you will recall, in mid-2008, I made a tee shirt that said "Hillary 08: It's gotta get worse before it gets better, and what could be worse?" Obama was the answer! Perhaps the butterfly effect bit me in the ass.

So, the "how much worse could it get, stay with the Democrat party and find out" didn't become the rallying cry of 2010, instead they went with "Blame Bush, forward into the abyss."

All hope is nearly lost.
]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100810-091904 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:19:04 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=08&entry=entry100810-091904 Quotes from the beach, no context http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100806-150150

"I don't want to go in the ocean, I want to go into the ocean."


"Jellyfish are attracted to screaming and loud sounds."


"Who has the perv-noculars?"


"Can I take my clothes off?"


"I am the most awesome retarded person ever."






]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100806-150150 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:01:50 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=08&entry=entry100806-150150 Can I call them mongrels too? or is that racist? http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100729-132751
The president appeared on ABC’s morning talk show “The View” Thursday, where he talked about the forced resignation of Agriculture Department official Shirley Sherrod, his experience with race and his roots.
When asked about his background, which includes a black father and white mother, Obama said of African-Americans: "We are sort of a mongrel people."



Sometimes I like to sing along with DMX, "What these bitches want from a nigger?", sometimes I like to sing along with Kanye West, "I ain't say'in she a gold digger, she ain't mess'in with no broke nigger", and sometimes I just read excerpts aloud from Robert Conrad's "Heart of Darkness": do these make me racist?

Am I a racist simply by virtue of my white skin?


Obama noted "there's still a reptilian side of our brain" that leads people to not trust others "if somebody sounds different or looks different."


Maybe it's just me, but trust is something earned. I don't trust white people any more than I trust green people or black people or red people (which is to say I don't trust anyone without their earning the trust.) Then again, everyone looks different from me, so maybe it's my reptilian brain.


He was challenged by Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the conservative voice on the all-women panel, about his claim to have saved 2.5 million jobs with his recovery act and his inability to unite the country.


There is a definition for jobs created, but there is no definition for jobs saved, so hell yea he will tout the "jobs saved" claim, it is meaningless - but stupid people fill in the gaps.

When asked if he is a communist or a socialist, he should respond that he is a mongrelist (since that too has no definition) and claim only race-haters don't know what a mongrelist is.

Maybe I'll embrace this "use made-up terms with no formal definition" to outline my many great successes in life.

How did this mongrel get elected!
]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100729-132751 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:27:51 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=07&entry=entry100729-132751 Change, my ass http://rancidkoolaid.com/index.php?entry=entry100725-100846
The White House has quietly launched an effort to confront the political backlash along the Gulf Coast over its handling of the BP oil spill – giving special attention to Florida, the only state in the region President Barack Obama won in 2008 and one he will need again when he runs for re-election in 2012.
The White House dispatched political and communications aides to the Gulf Coast states on July 12, with Alabama and Mississippi each receiving one, sources familiar with the effort said. Some aides went to Louisiana. Florida received four.


For this administration, it isn't about people, it isn't about right and wrong, it is all about political victory.

They didn't dispatch a team to help, they dispatched a team to alter the PR landscape - a well-deserved backlash against these "we care about the common folk" idiots who obviously do not care.

The beauty of democrat politics: screw up whatever you want (health care, the economy, government oversight, military policy, foreign policy, energy policy), just say you are sorry when you're done - and blame it on the prior administration.

I am slowly beginning to hate the idealism and naivety of those who voted for Obama. Yea, he talked a good game of "hope and change", but turning off one's brains to enjoy the overflow of emotional warmth is what got us here. Doing it again...

Vote for him once, shame on you; vote for him twice, you're dead to me.





]]> http://rancidkoolaid.com/?entry=entry100725-100846 some dude with nothing better to do than write stuff about you tards Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:08:46 GMT http://rancidkoolaid.com/comments.php?y=10&m=07&entry=entry100725-100846